Meet Your Cruise Auntie
I've been there. I've spent the money. Let me save you from making the same mistake.
I'm Cruise Vixen, and I've made every cruise booking mistake in the book—so you don't have to. I know which upgrades are actually worth it and which ones are a total ripoff. I know how to spot a deal that's too good to be true. I know the difference between a cruise line that'll treat you right and one that'll nickel-and-dime you to death. And I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, even if it means you spend less money.
My whole thing is helping everyday travelers cruise smarter, avoid expensive mistakes, and actually feel confident about their booking. No corporate speak. No pressure to buy something you don't need. Just honest advice from someone who actually knows what she's talking about.
Real cruise experience — I've been on the ships, made the mistakes, learned what actually matters
Brutally honest — I'll tell you when something isn't worth your money, even if it costs me a sale
Money-saving obsessed — Every tip here is about helping you keep more cash in your pocket
Funny and real — Because planning a cruise should be fun, not stressful
What I'm Here to Do
Help you decide what's actually worth paying for, avoid expensive cruise mistakes, understand packages and add-ons, choose the right ship and cabin, save money before and during your cruise, and plan your trip with real confidence.
How I Do It
Brutally Honest
I'll tell you when something isn't worth it. Even if it means you spend less money.
Actually Experienced
I've been on the ships. I know what works and what doesn't because I've lived it.
For Real People
No gatekeeping. No pretense. Just practical advice for everyday travelers.
Funny & Sassy
Cruising should be fun. So should talking about it. No boring corporate speak here.
Your Corner
I'm rooting for you to have an amazing cruise and keep money in your pocket.
Why I Started This
I've been there. Standing at the cruise terminal realizing I just overpaid by $200. Sitting in my cabin thinking, "Why didn't anyone tell me about this?" Watching friends get charged premium prices by travel agents who didn't actually know what they were doing.
That's when it hit me: people don't need another generic travel agency. They need someone who actually gets cruising. Someone who knows the real difference between a drink package and premium beverage pricing. Someone who'll tell you which cabin upgrades are worth it and which ones are a total waste. Someone who understands that cruising isn't about fancy marketing—it's about making smart decisions, saving real money, and feeling confident about your booking.
So I created Cruise Vixen. Not as another travel agency, but as your Cruise Auntie—the friend who's been there, who knows the inside story, and who will tell you the truth even if it means you spend less money (because that's what real friends do).
I Won't Sell You Garbage
I won't push you toward a booking that doesn't fit your budget. I'll tell you when you're about to make an expensive mistake, even if it costs me a commission.
I Actually Know Cruising
Real experience across multiple cruise lines, ships, and destinations. I've lived it, so I know what I'm talking about.
This Is for Everyday People
Not luxury cruises or high-end itineraries. Just regular people who want to cruise smarter and save money on their dream vacation.
You're in Control
You should feel confident about your cruise booking. I'm here to give you the information and guidance to make decisions you feel good about.
What You Get
- Insider tips that help you avoid expensive mistakes before you even book
- Real money-saving strategies so you can maximize your vacation budget
- Honest guidance from someone who actually cares about your cruise experience
- Practical tools—checklists, guides, and resources to plan like a pro
- A friend in your corner who's rooting for your best cruise experience
You deserve better than generic travel advice. You deserve someone who knows cruising inside and out, who'll tell you the truth, and who actually wants to help you cruise smarter, avoid expensive mistakes, and keep more money in your pocket.
That's what your Cruise Auntie is here for.